Memes about Dating

Unadate dem from a very wealthy family alafu anahepa kwao bila ata shilingi anakam mteseke ni kama hajui mbona ulimdate nkt!!

Ukijua kuspot madem time ya ovulati0n, mambo Yako itakuwa rahisi sana😂😂

Humans demand fairness only when they’re losing. When advantage is on their side, they call it merit. When it shifts away, they call it injustice. Human nature bends morality around incentive; the wise study incentives first and ethics second.

Madem wenye hukuwa na nywele smart hushinda wakisema "I'll cut my hair" ndio tuwabembeleze. You know what msichana just cut it

Huyo Dem anagawa sana apo mtaa yenu Tunaeza sema yeye ni Mary go round ama 🤔🥹🤣

That Gengetone Era was crazy bro,Madem walikuwa wanatwerk Bedsitter inajaa upepo

Watu wako kwa abusive relationships hunishtua leo rafiki yetu amewekelewa makofi kwa corridor alafu tukimuuliza akasema walikuwa wanafanya tiktok💔😂

Dat

Madem wamebeba wanakuanga shy,,, alfu Sasa Kuna Hawa wa tumatiti tudogo kma earphones 😂😂💔

Unaweza pata Kuna Dem hajawai squ!rt maisha yake yote🫡💦😸

"Babe hope uko poa sahii unakula nini?" Me: nakula cornmeal mush thickened with patches of sodium chloride stew😂

Huyo sura mbaya wako msamehe bana, usimlete soko.😂😂

Unamficha boyfriend wako na Emoji, wenzako wanampost bila shati 🤣🤣💔

Alafu kama unanipenda ambia babako anipee title deed yake nimuwekee🤣

On a serious note, take your girls out or I will!!

Uyo dem amejaza picha za mabois kwa phone ndo unaita my queen😂

Saa hii natafuta msichana mdogo wa at least 60 years hivi na akuwe na pesa nimdate😂

If our girlfriends knew how many Girls we ignore in a day because of them. They will be paying us Salaries😪

Leo atleast lala Kwako Kwa boyfriend utaenda Kesho utararuka nanii....enwei kuma ni yako🤣🤣

I don't cheat back, I just go treat somebody else good🤭

Mumeivaa lakini si kama yeye

I've already made peace na the fact that sitawai pata dem

Missed calls 23 haziwezi saidia...washatoana nguo usikii....

Crush ameanza kunipenda...ju ananionaga nikitupa box ya pizza kila siku, hajui nairudianga usiku ndio niitupe kesho tena

Nimechukua tenje yake nione kaa anicheat nikapata ako na screenshot zangu nikimcheat😆💔

Nani huyo anafanya natumiwa voice note ya 5 mins ndio nikiskiza anachat na yeye💁😔

It's now up to my partner to make us billionaires because I'm tired

Mnafanyanga nini mkinyamaziwa? Nimefikiwa wakuu

Sai goal nikukuwa "just a friend"

Sisi wenye tuko na roho kubwa kupenda mtu mmoja ilitushinda 🤣💔

Badala ya kudate mtu ndo akuwe anakulipia rent why can't you date the landlord directly?🤣🤣